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A man asked his wife, "What would you most
like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten
again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early
and they
went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park
- the Death
Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a
go on every ride
there was.
She staggered out of the theme
park five hours later, her head reeling
and her stomach
turning.
Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At
last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into
bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being
ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey,
I meant dress
size!"
A movie producer is lying by the pool at
the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of
excitement.
"How'd the meeting go?" asks the first guy.
"It went
great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct
for six
million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the
whole
picture for under fifty million."
"Fabulous," says the guy by
the pool.
"There's just one catch," his partner
warns.
"What's the catch?"
"We have to put up ten thousand in cash".
For the first time in many
years, a an old
man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a
movie.
After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to
purchase some popcorn.
Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help
but comment, "The last
time I came to the movies, popcorn was only
15 cents."
"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin,
"You're really
going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now.."